Pali chifukwa chomwe iwo omwe amadziwa pang'ono za galamala amakhala olimbikitsa: Palibe amene akuwoneka kuti amasamala nazo. Monga wokonzanso zaluso zaluso m'chipinda chapansi pa The Met, zilembo zamagalasi nthawi zambiri zimagwira ntchito palokha, koma ndi cholinga choyendetsedwa ndi chitsulo chochotsa zinyalala zomwe zimasonkhanitsidwa pachilankhulo. Kodi alipo woyamba kuyankha mwachangu pamapazi awo kuposa wokonda galamala? (Jambalaya and Ine <3, reads the first comment on your post about putting your beloved dog down. Thanks, Aunt Hilda.) They are the watchmen of language, the last guard of dangling modifiers, Strunk and White and Oxford commas…and before you open a new email to blast me, we do not use serial commas atPampereDpeopleny.
Monga mlembi wamkulu wachingerezi komanso tsopano katswiri wolemba komanso mkonzi, nanenso ndamva kuti tinge tamagetsi ndikawona ndikuwongolera cholakwika cha galamala. Kodi pali china chilichonse chowopsa kuposa kumeta cholembera chofiyira kudzera m'chilembo chachikulu cholakwika ngati Zoro kudzera papepala loyera pamizere ya zovala? Koma momwe ndingathere kuyamikira kuthamanga kwa adrenaline pojambula chiganizo, inenso, ndikuvomereza, ndili ndi zofooka zanga: Kukumbukira kwanga kwanga ndi wonky - mwachitsanzo, positi ndi positi - ndine wowerenga pang'onopang'ono komanso mediocre speller bwino. Chisankho chilichonse chopangidwa ndi mawu komanso mwamawu chomwe ndimatumiza ku chilengedwe chimamveka kuti ndichacha ndi mawaya apaulendo. Sitepe imodzi yolakwika ndi ma galamala amandipangitsa kukhala okonzeka kundichititsa manyazi.
Ndipo ngakhale kuti palibe chatsopano ponena za galamala yochititsa manyazi—mchitidwe wosonyeza kugwiritsiridwa ntchito kolakwika kwa chinenero—pali chinachake chosakhazikika pa izo. Inde, galamala ndi yofunika. Cholinga chake ndi kutithandiza kulankhulana momveka bwino. Koma limodzi limatha kusintha chilichonse: Ndiyimbireni Adadi! vs. Ndiyimbireni, Adadi! ndi kusiyana pakati pa mzere wa zokambirana mu zolaula ndi mzere wa zokambirana mu a Kutengedwa kanema.
Koperani okonza, owongolera masitayelo, ndi zina - izi ndi zofunika kuti mawu olembedwa azifanana nthawi zina. Zofalitsa ayenera gwiritsani ntchito malamulo a mawu omwe amakhala pamasamba awo. Aphunzitsi akuphunzitsa galamala ayenera kutha kufunsa ophunzira kuti achite bwino. Makanema ayenera khalani ndi zizindikiro zomveka bwino kuti tidziwe ngati chochitikacho chiyenera kuperekedwa mumtundu wa sexy-pizzaman kapena kamvekedwe ka mwana wamkazi wa Liam-Neeson-wobedwa.
Koma galamala si physics. Palibe popanda ife m’chilengedwe. Ndi zomwe ife, palimodzi, kuchokera kumagulu akuluakulu a anthu mpaka ndale zamalankhulidwe a mabanja athu a nyukiliya - timapanga pamene tikupita. Mofulumira monga momwe anthu aku AP, MLA ndi Chicago amagwirira ntchito kuti azitsatira kalembedwe kawo, momwe chilankhulo chimasinthira chimatanthawuza kuti iwo omwe amapanga malamulo ozungulira chilankhulo azikhala mmbuyo masitepe khumi.
Ndipo tiyeni tikhale owona mtima, nthawi zambiri, mosasamala kanthu za zolakwika za galamala, tikhoza kumvetsetsa zomwe munthu akuyesera kuyankhulana. Kuwonera gawo laposachedwa la Amayi enieni aku Dallas , Tiffany, dokotala wogonetsa munthu wophunzira kwambiri, akuseka ndi kuwongolera Kameron, wa blonde bimbo (chovala chimene iye amasankha mwanzeru kuti alowemo ndi mmene iye afunira), chifukwa cha zolakwika zingapo za kalembedwe—kugwirizanitsa mawu omasulirawo kukhala mbali ziwiri ndi zotsutsana. komanso osadziwa tanthauzo la cathartic. Kameron akuyankha pofunsa Tiffany ngati amakonda kupanga anthu opusa, ndipo pamene tikhoza kulowa mu mpikisano wa Tiffany v. Kameron nthawi ina (#teamTiffany: Ndikukhulupirira kuti ndemanga za Kameron za nkhuku za nkhuku ndizovulaza kwambiri), Kameron akukweza mfundo yoyenera. (Izi ndi clip yeniyeni za zokambirana.)
Tiffany akuganiza kuti akuthandiza Kameron pomuphunzitsa kulankhula bwino, koma Kameron akuona kuti wanyozedwa. Ngakhale popanda kuwongolera Tiffany, aliyense adamva zomwe Kameron akunena. Ndiye n’chifukwa chiyani kumuyitana? Kodi ndi kungomuchititsa manyazi? Ndipo, osati kupeza filosofi , koma ngati tikudziwa zomwe Kameron akunena, ngakhale akunena zolakwika, ndiye kuti akunenabe. Zowonadi, Kameron Westcott ndi wolemera ngati gehena ndipo mwina anali ndi maphunziro amodzi abwino, koma ndife ndani kuti tiwone momwe ubongo wake umagwirira ntchito? Kapena ubongo wa wina aliyense umagwira ntchito bwanji?
Zomwe zimandibweretsa ku chimodzi mwazifukwa zofunika kwambiri zomwe tiyenera kusiya kuchita manyazi: dyslexia. Dyslexia ndi vuto la kuphunzira lomwe limadziwika ndi kuvutika kuwerenga. Ndipo pamene kuli kwakuti dyslexia imatenga kaonekedwe ndi mitundu yambiri, kaŵirikaŵiri imafikira ku kuphunzira galamala. Malinga ndi Yale Center for Dyslexia and Creativity , Dyslexia imakhudza 20 peresenti ya anthu ndipo imaimira 80 mpaka 90 peresenti ya onse omwe ali ndi vuto la kuphunzira. Makumi awiri pa zana a anthu? Izi zikutanthauza kuti kasanu kalikonse mwa kasanu kaŵirikaŵiri mumawongolera kugwiritsira ntchito molakwa kwa munthu kwa chinthu chovuta mopusa ngati homophone (mawu amene amamveka mofanana ndendende koma olembedwa mosiyana), mungakhale mukuuza izi kwa munthu amene wauzidwa kale motere. tsiku lililonse la moyo wawo. Pali malingaliro anzeru omwe sangathe kwa moyo wawo wonse kudziwa kuti ndi mfiti iti kapena ndi iti, iwo ali kapena apo kuti agwiritse ntchito. Sichiwonetsero cha luntha la munthu. Sikunyalanyaza malamulo moonekeratu. Ndi momwe 20 peresenti ya ubongo wa anthu amagwirira ntchito.
Koma sizikutha pamenepo. Zomwe zimawoneka ngati kuwongolera kwakung'ono kapena kuyesa kuthandiza kungangopangitsa munthu yemwe ali pachiwopsezo kwambiri pakati pa anthu kuti amve bwino kwambiri - kulanga wina chifukwa cha kulumala, chifukwa cha maphunziro ake pazachuma kapena chikhalidwe. Tikamvetsetsa kwambiri za dyslexia, m'pamenenso sitiyenera kusamala ngati wina wagwiritsa ntchito zolakwika zake. Pamene timamvetsetsa kuti dongosololi lasweka, kuti pamene kalasi imodzi ya ophunzira a sitandade sikisi ikuphunzira za zochitika zakale pamene wina akuwerenga pa msinkhu wachitatu, m'pamenenso tiyenera kusamala ngati kuyambiranso kwa wophunzirayo kuli ndi vuto la kalembedwe. M'mene timamvetsetsa zambiri mphamvu ya chinenero ndi chidziwitso , m’pamenenso sitiyenera kusamala poyesa kupanga anthu amene timawaona kuti amvekere ngati ife.
M'malo mwake, apolisi a galamala amakhazikitsa malamulo omwe amatithandiza kulankhulana momveka bwino. Poipitsitsa kwambiri, ndi malamulo osasunthika omwe amalola anthu ena kukwera makwerero kwinaku akuletsa ena. Ndipo si mfundo yonse ya chinenero kutimasula?
Mulimonse momwe zingakhalire, tikadafuna Liam Neeson kuti atipulumutse, timamva kuti apeza mfundo, popanda koma.
ZOKHUDZANA: 'COOL SHAMING' NDI 'MANSPLAINING' WATSOPANO NDIPO NDIMADALIRA ZOMWE
