Nditatha chaka chathachi ndikuyang'ana kuti ana azaka ziwiri omwe ndimacheza nawo adaphunzitsidwa ku chimbudzi ... ndikulimbana ndi mwana wanga wamwamuna kuti akhale matewera asanu ndi limodzi ndikutukwana milungu yomwe inapanga mabokosi a juice, ndinaganiza zoluma chipolopolo ndikuyesera njira yophunzitsira mphika masiku atatu (yodziwika ndi makochi olerera monga Lora Jensen ndi mabuku monga O Crap! Maphunziro a Potty ). Ine ndi mwamuna wanga timafunikira maola 72 owongoka omwe titha kugwiritsa ntchito izi, motero tidasankha tchuthi lalitali la sabata, lomwe linalinso chakumapeto kwa tsiku lobadwa lachitatu la mwana wathu. Izi ndi zomwe zidachitika ... ndi pomwe zidachitika.
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Uku ndi kuphunzitsa potty ndi moto. Mumataya matewera ndikupatula nthawi ya masiku atatu pomwe mumangoganizira kwambiri za kuphunzitsa mwana wanu kugwiritsa ntchito chimbudzi. Kuti muchite izi, muyenera kudzipatula nokha m'nyumba mwanu kuti mukhale pafupi ndi mphika nthawi zonse. (Ndi njira yabwino yotani yothera kumapeto kwa sabata, chabwino?) Pambuyo pa masiku atatu, muyenera (mwachidziwitso) kukhala ndi mwana wophunzitsidwa mphika. Zomwe kwenikweni ndizofanana ndi kupambana lottery yachibwana.
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Choyamba, konzekeranitu. Izi zikutanthauza kuti muyambe kugula zinthu zanu zonse ndi zina zomwe mukufuna kuchita (onani cholemba pamwambapa chokhudza kukhala kwaokha). Mungafune kukonza ma playdates kapena ma sleepovers kwa ana anu ena (ophunzitsidwa ndi potty). Chachiwiri, pezani ma T-shirts angapo okulirapo kuti mwana wanu azivala zomwe zimabisa malo ake obisika - pezani zambiri kuposa zomwe mukuganiza kuti mungafunike. Ana anu amatha kuvala zovala zamkati kapena kupita ku commando koma opanda matewera kapena mathalauza - lingaliro ndiloti mukufuna kuti mwana wanu awone zomwe zimachitika akachita ngozi. (Ndipo padzakhala ngozi.) Mwakonzeka? Tiyeni tichite izi.
Makumi 20Choyamba, maziko amalamulira
Malingana ndi momwe mukufunira kuti mupite, pali njira zingapo, kuyambira kutaya matewera onse m'nyumba mwanu kuti mulole mwana wanu ayambe kuyendayenda pamphasa kuti agwiritse ntchito kukoka kunja kwa nyumba. Nazi mfundo zomwe amatitsogolera:
1. M'mawa wa tsiku loyamba, tidatsanzikana ndi matewera, kupatulapo kugona, kugona ndi kukwera galimoto kwautali wopitilira ola limodzi.
2. Tinamupopa modzaza ndi zamadzimadzi, ndiyeno mokakamiza kumuyika pa mphika mphindi 20 mpaka 30 zilizonse.
3. Akakodza kapena kukodza bwinobwino, adalandira M&M's. (Momwemonso mlongo wake wa chaka chimodzi, zomwe zinamuyendera bwino.)
4. Ngati anachita ngozi, sitinanene kuti, nzabwino. Tinati, Oops! Pee ndi chimbudzi kulowa mu mphika.
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Ine ndi mwamuna wanga tinali titakambirana za Operation Potty zambiri pasadakhale, kotero mwana wathu anali kudziŵa bwino lomwe kuti tikupita kukatsanzikana ndi matewera. Ndikoyeneranso kudziwa kuti m'miyezi iwiri isanafike P-Day, amangokhalira kukodza m'mimba mwake. Baby Bjorn potty usiku wambiri musanasambe.
Mabuku onse anali atanena kuti tsiku loyamba, mwana wanu aziyenda mopanda malire. Koma a) mwana wanga kwenikweni alibe maliseche ndipo b) anali madigiri 15 kunja, kotero ife timamulola kuti apite molunjika kuvala zovala zamkati (Thomas The Tank Engine, ngati mukuganiza). Anali wokondwa kwambiri ndi izi.
Tinamupatsa toni ya madzi ndi mkaka, kuyika Mwana wa Bjorn pakati pa chipinda chathu chochezera, ndikumubweretsa kuti akome pa mphindi 20 zilizonse. Tinaona kuti titafunsa kuti, Kodi uyenera kukodza? nthawi zonse ankanena kuti ayi. (WOSAKHULUPILIKA!) Koma tikamugwetsera pamenepo, nthawi zambiri ankachita zinazake. Anali ndi ngozi zinayi zokwana tsiku lonse, ndipo kutsika kwake kunali pamene ndinadzipeza ndikutsuka mipando yathu yakukhitchini yokhala ndi zotsukira nsalu. (Pro nsonga: Ikani pansi chopukutira.) O, ndipo anadikira mpaka thewera lake la nthawi yogona lidayamba kuyamwa. Koma zonse, ayi zoopsa .
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Anadzuka, nthawi yomweyo anapempha kuti agwiritse ntchito potty ndikusankha kabudula wake wamkati, kotero mwachibadwa ndinakopeka ndi malingaliro abodza ochita bwino ... KOMA, m’maŵa wonse panalibe ngozi, ndipo tinatuluka m’nyumbamo n’kukayenda kwa theka la ola popanda chochitika chilichonse. Mwamuna wanga anaona kuti 1 koloko masana. ku 3pm. zimawoneka ngati ola lamatsenga dzulo lake, kotero tidamuwona ngati nkhandwe panthawiyi… Pambuyo pogona, anali mwana wagolide, kupempha kuti agwiritse ntchito potty, kuwononga chakudya chake ndi M&Ms miliyoni zisanu ndi zinayi komanso osadetsa chopukutira chomwe ndidakhala wanzeru kuyika pampando wake.
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Anyamata. Tinali ndi tsiku lopanda kukodza! Tidabwera naye ku Home Depot, komwe adagwiritsa ntchito bwino pang'ono mpando wonyamula kukakomira mchimbudzi cha anthu onse. (Dalitsani.) Tinasiya kukhala opondereza kwambiri ndi lamulo la mphindi 20 zilizonse, ndipo tinadalira kwambiri kuyang'anira momwe amamwa madzi kuti tiwone pamene ayenera kupita. Poop sanachite bwino…anakhala ndi vuto limodzi lokhudzana ndi kabudula wamkati, kenakonso mu thewera lake. Koma makwerero amwana… eti?
Makumi 20Kutsiliza, Mwachidule
Njirayi imagwira ntchito, koma ndikulakalaka kuyitcha masiku atatu, ndipo sindinganene kuti tayandikira kwambiri pachimbudzi. (Ndipo tikudziwa kuti ana ambiri amatha kugwiritsabe ntchito matewera usiku kwa kanthawi ngakhale ataphunzitsidwa poto.) Koma ndizoyenera, ndipo tidzapitirizabe ndi ndondomekoyi masiku anayi, asanu ndi kupitirira. Ndipo monga akunena, sh * t zimachitika.
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