Kaya mwakhalapo wokwatiwa kwa zaka ziwiri kapena makumi awiri, chowonadi chimodzi chosavuta chimatsalira: ukwati umatenga zambiri ntchito (osatchulapo, matani a chipiriro!). Ndipo ngakhale maphunziro akuluakulu apaubwenzi amayamba chifukwa cha zomwe zachitika, sizimapweteka kupeza chidziwitso chowonjezera kuchokera kwa maanja ena omwe adanena kuti nditero. Nthawi ino, tikutembenukira kwa akazi ndi amuna athu otchuka omwe amadziwa bwino kuti ukwati ndi wofanana. oseketsa popeza ndizovuta. Kuchokera mkamwa mwa Catherine Zeta-Jones , Kristen Bell ndi kupitirira, apa 32 oseketsa maukwati maukwati amene angakupangitseni kuseka ndi kunena, chimodzimodzi.
ZOTHANDIZA: Mawu 55 Achikondi Oti Mugawane ndi Munthu Wapadera Ameneyo
1. Ndi anthu okwatirana okha amene angamvetse mmene mungakhalire womvetsa chisoni ndi wosangalala nthawi imodzi. -Chris Rock
2. Ndangopeza kuti mkazi akulemba bukhu la honeymoon lathu lotchedwa 50 Shades of Just OK. —Conan O’Brien
3. Ndimakonda kukhala pabanja. Iwo'ndizabwino kwambiri kupeza munthu m'modzi wapadera yemwe mukufuna kumukwiyitsa kwa moyo wanu wonse. - Rita Rudner
4. Nthaŵi ina ndinafunsa atate wanga kuti, ‘Kodi inu ndi Amayi munakhala bwanji m’banja kwa zaka 33?’ Ndipo iye anati, ‘Chabwino, sitinafune konse kusudzulana panthaŵi imodzi.’ — Gwyneth Paltrow
5. Ndikuganiza kuti lamulo labwino la chala chachikulu ndikuti musamasewere 'f**k/marry/kupha' pakati pa maanja ena omwe mukukhala nawo. — Chrissy Teigen
6. Kuti banja liziyenda bwino, mkazi aliyense ndi mwamuna aliyense ayenera kukhala ndi bafa yawoyawo. Kumapeto. — Catherine Zeta-Jones
7. M’banja lililonse labwino, zimakhala bwino nthawi zina kukhala wogontha pang’ono. —Ruth Bader Ginsburg
8. 'Tili ndi malamulo angapo mu ubale wathu. Lamulo loyamba ndi loti ndimamupangitsa kumva ngati akupeza chilichonse. Lamulo lachiwiri ndiloti ndimamulola kuti azikhala ndi njira yake muzonse. Ndipo, mpaka pano, zikuyenda.' — Justin Timberlake
9. Muzithera mphindi zochepa patsiku kumvetsera kwenikweni kwa mwamuna kapena mkazi wanu. Ziribe kanthu momwe mavuto ake akumveka opusa kwa inu. —Megan Mullally
10. Bola mukudziwa kuti amuna ali ngati ana, mukudziwa zonse! ― Coco Chanel
11. Ndimakangana kwambiri mwamuna wanga akamachapa. Kumbali ina ankachapa zovala. Kumbali ina, zovala zanga tsopano zitha kugulitsidwa ku Gap Kids. -Molly McNearney
12. Mnzanga wapamtima anangondiuza kuti chinsinsi cha banja lopambana ndi kukangana maliseche. - LeAnn Rimes
13. Amuna ali ngati moto. Amatuluka popanda wowasamalira. — Zsa Zsa Gabor
14 Ndine mkazi wodzipereka kwambiri. Ndipo ine ndiyenera kudzipereka, inenso—kuti ndikhale wokwatiwa nthawi zambiri. —Elizabeth Taylor
15. Ndinakwatiwa chifukwa cha chikondi koma mbali yodziwikiratu phindu la kukhala ndi munthu pafupi kupeza magalasi anga sangakhoze kunyalanyazidwa. — Cameron Esposito
16. Ine'ndi malo osinthira matewera omwe ali ndi makina othandizira moyo, koma mkazi wanga, iye's chakudya cham'mawa, chamasana, ndi chakudya chamadzulo. Iye'ndi Denny munthu's tsiku lonse. - Ryan Reynolds
17. Ndikufuna kuthokoza mwamuna wanga poyera posintha theka la matewera m'nyumba mwathu. Ndikukhulupirira amasintha zonse zanga tsiku lina… - Kristen Bell
18. Ndimakonda mwamuna wanga, koma ziribe kanthu komwe ife tiri, ndimamupangitsa kugona pafupi ndi khomo kuti ngati chirichonse chichitike, iye amaphedwa kaye. — Jessica Valenti
19. Ukwati ulibe chitsimikizo. Ngati ndi zomwe mukuyang'ana, pitani kukakhala ndi batire yagalimoto. — Erma Bombe
20. Kukwatiwa kuli ngati kusinthanitsa kukondedwa kwa anthu ambiri ndi mawu achipongwe.— Mae West.
21. Ukwati ndi ntchito. Ukwati ndi ntchito. Iwo'si chinthu chosangalatsa, mumachita zambiri zisanafike zisanu kuposa momwe anthu ambiri amachitira tsiku lonse.— Sinbad
22. Musanakwatire ndi munthu, choyamba muyenera kumupanga kuti azigwiritsa ntchito kompyuta yapaintaneti yochedwa kuti adziŵe kuti iye ndani kwenikweni.— Will Ferrell
23. Mwamuna amatsitsa thermostat mobisa ndipo ndikuyibwezera mobisa. Tonse tikukana mwamphamvu kukhudza. Ukwati ndi wosangalatsa.— Stephanie Ortiz
24. 'Taonani, mukufuna kudziwa momwe ukwati ulili kwenikweni? Chabwino. Ukadzuka, iye ali pamenepo. Mukabwera kuchokera kuntchito, iye ali komweko. Ukagona, iye ali pamenepo. Inu mumadya chakudya chamadzulo, iye ali kumeneko. Mukudziwa? Ndikutanthauza, ndikudziwa kuti izi zikumveka ngati zoipa, koma si choncho.' - Ray Barone
25. 'Mkazi wanga anatilembera ife ku china chabwino, chifukwa simudziwa pamene Papa adzadutsa ndi kufuna microwaved hot dog pa mbale ya 0.' - Jim Gaffigan
26. 'Musanyalanyaze konse lingaliro la ukwati. Ndithudi, wina angakuuzeni kuti ukwati ndi pepala chabe. Eya, ndalama zili choncho, ndipo nchiyani chomwe chimatsimikizira moyo kuposa ndalama zozizira, zovuta?' -Dennis Miller
27. 'Ukwati ndi wovuta kwenikweni chifukwa umayenera kuthana ndi malingaliro ... ndi maloya.' — Richard Pryor
28. Kwatira mwamuna wa msinkhu wako; monga kukongola kwako kuzimiririka, momwemonso maso ake adzakhala. - Phyllis Diller
29. Anthu ena amafunsa chinsinsi cha ukwati wathu wautali. Timatenga nthawi kupita kumalo odyera kawiri pa sabata. Kandulo pang'ono, chakudya chamadzulo, nyimbo zofewa, ndi kuvina. Amapita Lachiwiri, ine ndimapita Lachisanu.' — Henny Youngman
30. Mukudziwa kuti pali dzina la anthu omwe amalakwitsa chilichonse nthawi zonse… Amuna! -Bill Maher
31. Ine ndi mkazi wanga tinali osangalala kwa zaka 20. Kenako tinakumana. - Rodney Dangerfield
