Kodi ndimupatse mwayi wachiwiri kwa mwamuna yemwe adandiloza kwa chaka chathunthu?

Mayina Abwino Kwa Ana

Macheza a Gulu ali Pagawo la upangiri wamlungu ndi mlungu wa The Know, pomwe akonzi athu amayankha mafunso anu okhudzana ndi chibwenzi, mabwenzi, banja, malo ochezera a pa Intaneti ndi zina. Muli ndi funso la macheza? Tumizani apa mosadziwika ndipo tidzayesetsa kuyankha.



Moni, Gulu Chat,



Posachedwapa ndalandira mawu kuchokera ku nambala yachinsinsi akuti ‘hey!’ mosavutikira. Pomaliza ndidasiya kungoganiza ndikufunsa kuti ndi ndani ndipo zidakhala kuti ndi munthu uyu yemwe ndidapitako zaka zingapo zapitazo yemwe ndidamukonda koma adandipatsa mzimu titangomaliza kumene. Muuthenga wake, iye anati, ndikudziwa kuti izi zanditengera nthawi yayitali kuposa momwe ziyenera kukhalira, koma pepani chifukwa chakuvutitsani kanthawi kapitako…

Ndikudziwa momwe izi zikumveka, koma kodi ndine wamisala poganiza zomupatsa?! Thandizeni!

Wodzipereka, Ghost Buster



Wokondedwa Ghost Buster,

Jamé Jackson , yemwe amakana kuchitiridwa ngati chiwonetsero cha Netflix chomwe mumadula ndikuchichotsa, akutero mwaulemu … Gehena kwa nah! Pepani kunena mosabisa, koma mwamunayo akukugwiritsani ntchito kuti akwaniritse zosowa zake zosakhutitsidwa za kuyankhulana kwaumunthu. Ndani amangokumbukira mwachisawawa chaka chotsatira kuti adawombera munthu? Kodi wakhala akuchita chiyani kwa masiku 365 apitawa? Kodi iye wakhala kuti? Kodi wakhala ndi ndani? Chowonadi ndi chakuti mwakula mu chaka chimodzi, ndiye akudziwa bwanji kuti akufuna kukhalabe ndi inu watsopano? Anachita zinthu zake ndipo sizinaphule kanthu. Tsopano akufuna inu, chinthu chakale-chatsopano, mubwerere. Moyo uli pafupifupi mwayi wachiwiri koma osati pamene inu majorly fumbled thumba loyamba.

Ndiwe Ritz Carlton osati 1-star Bates Motel yomwe zitseko zake zimakhala zotseguka nthawi zonse! Anakuonetsani m’mbuyomo mmene munali wofunika kwa iye, ndipo pamene ndikunena kuti muyankhe kuti mukhale wabwino, musadzikonzekerenso kuti muvulazidwe kachiwiri. Komanso, sitiyitanitsa mizukwa kapena kuyesa kuyipanga anthu. Anakuchititsani mzimu ndipo ayenera kukhala komweko, kudziko la mizimu. Pakadali pano, ndikukulimbikitsani kuti mupeze china chabwino chowonera pa intaneti kapena kunyumba kuti muchotse malingaliro anu pa mnyamatayu. Anakuchotserani maganizo ake kalekale!



Dylan Tuba , yemwe adadzuka modabwitsa nthawi yoyamba yomwe adawona Casper , akuti … Mizukwa siyingawolokere tsidya lina chifukwa cha bizinesi yosamalizidwa. Ndi inuyo. Liwongo limene akumva likumusunga kukhala womangidwa ku dziko lapansi. Ndipo kodi mukudziwa momwe Dziko lapansi liri loyipa pompano?

Monga munthu wauzimu, malangizo anga ndi kupitiriza. Mizimu imatha kutentha kwambiri, monga Patrick Schwayze akupangira mbiya zopanda malaya Mzimu kapena King Boo wochokera ku Mario ndi lilime lake lalikulu. Zabwino kwambiri, muli ndi tsiku lodabwitsa lomwe likusintha kukhala nthawi zabwino zosatha. Choyipa chachikulu, mumasamalira nyumba yanu ndikupitilira.

Kelsey Weekman, yemwe cholakwika chake chokha m'moyo ndicho kukonda mizimu, akuti ... Ndikudziwa kuti izi ndi zokometsera, koma ndine pro-ghosting. Ndikuganiza kuti ndi njira yachifundo kwambiri yothetsera ubale waufupi. Ngati wina sakuyankhani, mwina 1. akufa (RIP koma sangathenso kukhala pachibwenzi), 2. oipa polemba mameseji (kotero mukuzemba chipolopolo) kapena 3. alibe chidwi. Chifukwa cha mizimu, mutha kuyika kutha kwa ubale uliwonse m'magulu awiri oyambirira osati lachitatu, kotero palibe amene angakupwetekeni!

Lang'anani, kupeza lemba kunja kwa buluu patatha chaka kumatanthauza kuti sanafe, koma mukumuvutitsa, ndipo kucheza naye kungakhale kosangalatsa chifukwa mutha kumuwotcha pamizukwa kuti aswe. ayezi. Ndikupangira kuyesa, ndipo ngati zikuyenda bwino, mutha kupeza chakudya chaulere komanso nkhani yabwino. Cholinga chochita CHILICHONSE, kwa ine, ndikupeza nkhani yabwino. Zomwe zili pachikumbutso chanu, ngati mungathe. Komanso monga ... kodi muli ndi china chabwino choti muchite?

Katie Mather, yemwe angapatse munthu uyu mwayi wachiwiri ngati atakhala 6'2 ″, akuti ... Choyamba, mwaukadaulo mwamupatsa kale mwayi wachiwiri. Mwayankha text yake ngakhale simukudziwa kuti ikuchokera kwa ndani ndiye anakupangitsani inu kulingalira kuti anali ndani . Ndiko kumenya kawiri ndipo ngakhale sitimakonda mpira chifukwa ndi wotopetsa, zikuwonekeratu kuti munthuyu wataya nthawi yathu.

Ndimakonda kuyitcha kuti Robert Frost Dilemma yapamwamba - mukudziwa, Misewu iwiri yosiyana. Mwawonapo chithunzi m'kalasi mwa mphunzitsi wachingerezi wa giredi 9 ndipo, chifukwa ndakatulo imatha kukhala chilichonse, ndakatulo iyi ikunenanso za Robert Frost kugwidwa ndi mzimu ndikudzifunsa choti achite.
Panjira ina, mumamupatsa mwayi wina. Mapeto a dziko akugwirizana ndi nyengo ya cuffing, ndikumvetsa. Koma msewu womwe sunayende bwino - mphunzitsi wanu wachingerezi wa giredi 9, Robert Frost ndi ine tonse tikufuna kuti mutenge - akukankhira munthu uyu pamphepete.

Ndiwe woyenda m'modzi - simungatenge misewu yonse iwiri! - ndikungoyankha ndi emoji yoseketsa kungapangitse kusiyana konse.

Komanso, ndani amene akuwononga anthu mu 2020? Ndi chiyani ichi, 2017?

Dillon Thompson, yemwe nthawi zina amaiwala kuyankha malemba kwa * pafupifupi * chaka, akuti ... Izi mwina ndizovuta kwambiri kapena zongoganizira za ine (mwina zonse ziwiri), koma ndikanakhala mu nsapato zanu, lingaliro langa loyamba likanakhala kuti ndidachita chiyani kuti ndimukumbutse kuti ndilipo? Ndikadakhala ndikuwunika zonse zomwe ndalemba zaposachedwa za Instagram, ma tweets ndi heck, ngakhale ndemanga zanga zamakanema Letterboxd kwa zidziwitso - chifukwa ichi ndi a yaitali nthawi yoti muwononge munthu.

Pamapeto pake, zilibe kanthu kuti munthu uyu adalimbikitsa chiyani kuti ayese kulowanso m'moyo wanu patatha chaka chimodzi akudziyesa ngati kulibe. Chofunikira ndi momwe mumaonera zochita zawo panthawiyo, komanso ngati ndinu oleza mtima polola kuti khalidwe loipalo lisinthe. Kwa ine—ndipo ndikunena izi podziwa kuti kugwirizana kwa anthu ndiko zotere premium pakali pano - sikuli koyenera kuyesetsa. Inde, chibwenzi pa nthawi ya mliri ndizovuta, koma si chifukwa choperekera nthawi ndi mphamvu kwa munthu amene adakusiyani kale. M'malingaliro anga, palibenso kupepesa kodabwitsa komwe kumapempha mwayi wachiwiri.

TL; DR... Mizimu ili m'manda, osati pa mkono wanu (kupatula ngati ali Patrick Swayze). Zisiyeni!

Ngati mudakonda nkhaniyi, onani Gulu lathu lomaliza la Chat ,ndi Dinani apa kuti mupereke funso lanu.

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