Ndiwe Woledzera Wotani, Kutengera Chizindikiro Chanu cha Zodiac

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Tonse timasinthidwa pang'ono titamwa mowa pang'ono, koma timadziwadi Bwanji zasinthidwa? Pansipa, takunyamulirani kalilole kuti mukhale woledzera, kutengera chizindikiro chanu cha zodiac. Langizo: Ngati mukuganiza kuti, Ayi, si ine, ndiye kuti mungafune kufunsa bwenzi lanu lapamtima la Virgo kuti mupeze lingaliro lachiwiri. Koma ngati mwakonzeka kumva chowonadi ...

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Aries (Mar 21 - Apr 19): Jock Drunk

'Tiyeni tingopita kumalo ochitira masewera olimbitsa thupi pompano!' Ndi chinthu chimene nkhosa yamphongo yoledzera ingafune kuchita mwadzidzidzi—ngakhale kuti nthawi zambiri imakhala mbatata. Akaledzera, amakonda mpikisano wabwino wokankhira mmwamba kapena kulimbirana mkono kuti awonetse mphamvu zawo zapamwamba (kachiwiri, ngakhale alibe). Anthu a Aries amakhala m'matupi awo, ndipo matupi awo akakhala dzanzi kumva kuwawa, zimakhala ngati apatsidwa chiphaso chapamwamba chomwe nthawi zonse amafuna kulimbitsa malingaliro awo onse. Tsoka ilo, mphamvuzo zimatha ndi molekyu iliyonse ya mowa yomwe imagayidwa, zomwe zimawapangitsa kukhala pachiwopsezo cha mutu ndi zilonda zopweteka. Ndi mphamvu zazikulu kumabwera kuchira kwakukulu.

Taurus (Apr 20 - May 20): Stealth Drunk

Zimayamba ndi chakumwa chimodzi, kenako china, kenako mwayitanitsa chizungulire china, kenako china. Mwadzidzidzi, mwaledzera kwambiri, koma bwenzi lanu la Taurus pano likuzizira. Anthu a ku Taurea ali ndi ulemu wambiri (ndicho chikoka cha Venus pa ntchito), ndipo n'zovuta kuti awoneke opusa, ngakhale atakhala opusa kwambiri. Pambuyo pa madzulo aatali a kulekerera koyezera (bon mots ndi bon bons, mwinamwake), Taurus idzawuka ndikupunthwa, nthawi zonse mwachisomo, ndipo mudzazindikira, wow, iwo ali oledzera kwambiri kuposa momwe amawonekera. Ndi chinthu china chomwe amachita bwino kuposa ambiri.

Gemini (May 21 - Jun 20): Amataya Tiyi Aledzera

Geminis ndi olimba kuti afalitse zambiri, osati kuzibisa. Chifukwa chake, mowa ukachepetsa kuletsa kwawo kutsika mwachibadwa pankhani ya miseche, tiyi amathira paliponse. Kumwa ndi masewera ochezera, ndipo Geminis amalumikizana makamaka kudzera mukulankhulana komanso kugawana malingaliro. Ndi mwayi uti womwe ungakhale wabwinoko wolumikizana kuposa kusinthanitsa zinsinsi zatsopano-kapena zochititsa manyazi, zotsutsana zomwe amazidziwa bwino kuposa kumasula kuthengo? Zotsatira zake ziyenera kuthetsedwa; akudziwa kuti atha kuyankhula njira yotulukamo mmawa wotsatira.

Khansara (Jun 21 - July 22): Kulira Kuledzera

Pansi pa nkhanu pali malo ofewa, okhudza mtima omwe ndi omwe amawona mkati mwawo. Komabe, mowa akhoza de-zipolopolo wanu pafupifupi Khansa kutalika kokwanira kutsegula zitseko za maganizo awo, amene nthawi zambiri amatanthauza misozi. Ziribe kanthu kuti kutengeka kwake ndi kotani, zidzatuluka ngati madzi a m’nyanja kuchokera m’maso mwawo. Ngakhale atakhala okondwa kapena opusa kwambiri kapena ongolemedwa, popanda chitetezo chawo chanthawi zonse, amakhala okonzeka kulira. Ingokhalani okonzeka kukhala ngati simunawawonepo akutsitsa maso awo tsiku lotsatira.

Leo (Jul 23 - Aug 22): Sewero Lapamwamba Aledzera

Kuwala, kamera, kuledzera! Leos amatha kupanga siteji ya bafa, ndipo ngati ndi komwe adasungidwira usiku womwewo, azigwira ntchito ngati ali ku Carnegie Hall. Kaya ndi karaoke, toast zoledzera, kukumana ndi anthu omwe adawalakwira, zilibe kanthu. Boozy Leo ndi wokonzeka kupanga mphindi yofunikira pa Instagram. Mudzamva mawu achipongwe, mawu olondola mosiyanasiyana komanso kukhazikitsidwa mofewa kwa mtundu wawo watsopano. Zonse pamtengo wa ma cocktails ochepa.

Virgo (Aug 23 - Sept 22): Bitchy Drunk

Ndi chinthu chabwino Virgos si zoipa, chifukwa amadziwa zofooka za aliyense. Chinthu chokhudza Virgo ndichakuti akamakudzudzulani, amatero chifukwa akufuna kukuthandizani. Pansi pansi amadziwa kuti adayikidwa padziko lapansi kuti akonze zinthu molingana ndi miyezo yawo yakumwamba. Chifukwa chake, akapeza malingaliro pang'ono, amakhala owona mtima kuposa momwe amachitira nthawi zonse. Kaya ndi CV yanu kapena chovala chanu chomwe chimapezeka chikusowa, Virgos adzakudziwitsani. Ndipo m’moto Wakudzudzula kwawo moledzeretsa, Mudzayeretsedwa. Amene.

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Libra (Sept 23 - Oct 21): Lovey Dovey Drunk

'Ndimakukondani!!!' ndi zomwe Libra woledzera anganene kuyambira pomwe kuwombera koyamba kukhudza milomo yawo. Libra imakhudza chikondi m'mitundu yonse, ndipo ngakhale galasi limodzi la vinyo likhoza kukweza mnzako watsopano kukhala bwenzi lapamtima. Ma Libra amakonda kupangitsa kuti aliyense amve kulandiridwa, ndipo amakhala ndi zokonda zachilengedwe zakufanana (onani: masikelo). Yembekezerani kuwawona akutsogolera gulu la toast, pomwe aliyense amatembenukira pakutsimikizira. Gawo labwino kwambiri? Mawu aliwonse amatha ndi chakumwa china.

Scorpio (Oct 22 - Nov 21): Seductive Drunk

Ndipo mphoto ya anthu ambiri achigololo kuyang'ana pamene sauced amapita ... Scorpio. Mbiri ya scorpion yokhala ndi kugonana kwambiri nthawi zambiri imatanthauziridwa kwenikweni (kwenikweni, ndi chizindikiro cha chikhumbo chokha, cholembedwa chachikulu). Koma ngati Scorpio ikuphwanya wina, kukopana kwawo kosawoneka bwino kumawonekera kwambiri pomwa awiri kapena atatu. Alonda awo amakhala otetezeka pamene ali oganiza bwino, koma pamene makoma agwa, mukhoza kuona momwe alili ndi ludzu lachikondi ndi chisamaliro (zomwe, m'mbiri, zimakhala zomveka bwino). Mutha kupeza makiyi otsika a Scorpio akumaloko akulendewera pakona, akuseka nthabwala zawo zonse ndikuchita kukhudza mapewa komwe kumawoneka ngati kumagwira ntchito. Chabwino, izo zimagwira ntchito pamene iwo chitani.

Sagittarius (Nov 22 - Dec 21): Kuvina Woledzera

Centaurs ndi anthu aphwando laphokoso komanso amasewera, kotero kuwonjezera mowa pakusakaniza kumangotengera zinthu kuchokera pamenepo. Sagittarius ndi chizindikiro cha thupi, kotero iwo adzafuna kuti munene ku malo ovina, kumene adzaphwasula ndi choreo chowala chomwe angakhale nacho kapena sanachitepo m'chipinda chawo. Ndiwo amasewera am'kalasi a zodiac, kotero samawopa kuoneka opusa - zomwe zikutanthauza kuti mayendedwe awo amakhala abwino kwambiri. Mukakhala ndi mtima ndi mzimu wa nyenyezi yapa pop, simufunika kupukutidwa.

Capricorn (Dec 22 - Jan 19): Woledzera

Zedi, Capricorns amapaka pulasitala akafuna, koma amakhala opangidwa komanso akatswiri chifukwa mkati mwa psyche yawo amafuna kukhala okonzeka kuti mwina angathamangire Michelle Obama (simudziwa). Capricorns amavala ntchito zomwe akufuna, ndipo akamwa, amapeza bizinesi kuledzera. Izi zikutanthauza kuti atha kudutsa mgawo woyamba wa zoyankhulana pakampani ya nsapato zoyera. Kodi aledzera? Inde, ngati funso ndiloti ayenera kuyendetsa galimoto kunyumba kapena ayi. Koma mwauzimu ndi nyenyezi? Ayi. Ayi.

Aquarius (Jan 20 - Feb 18): Woledzera

Aquarius woledzera akufuna kuti aliyense amvetsere kwa iwo pompano! Ndipotu iwo ndi za kuthetsa kusintha kwa nyengo / kusalingana kwa ndalama / chikhalidwe chokha, ngati angakutsimikizireni kuti malingaliro awo anzeru komanso ozindikira anali olondola. Mwaona, Aquarians amaganiza kuti ali olondola nthawi zonse (zotsatira za kukhala akatswiri a zodiac), kotero akakhala ndi phokoso, amayamba kuchita kampeni, okonzeka kukumana ndi otsutsa. Nthawi yabwino yomwe mumakhala nayo ingakhale yolingana ndi momwe mumavomerezana nawo.

Pisces (Feb 19 - Mar 20): Kuledzera Kwambiri

Nsomba zoterera za zodiac zidzapeza ngodya yakutali kwambiri yaphwando lililonse ndikumanga msasa kumeneko. Amatsatira ma vibes momwe flounder amathamangitsira plankton, ndipo mwachibadwa amakokera ku zokambirana zatanthauzo, zokhwasula-khwasula komanso mphamvu zauzimu zokhutiritsa kwambiri. Pisces ndi chizindikiro cha kuledzera (tanthauzirani izo momveka bwino), ndipo mulingo wawo woyambira wachifundo ndi chidziwitso ndi chikhalidwe chokwezeka. Kwenikweni, akaledzera, amakhala ngati apamwamba, nawonso. Ndipo akhoza kusintha moyo wanu ngati muwalola.

Kiki O'Keeffe ndi wolemba nyenyezi ku Brooklyn. Mutha kulembetsa kalata yake yamakalata, Ine sindimakhulupirira mu kukhulupirira nyenyezi , kapena kumutsatira Twitter @alexkiki.

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