40 Mawu Osangalatsa a Tsiku la Amayi Kuti Muwalitse Tsiku la Amayi Aliyense

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Mayi anu akuchitirani zambiri pazaka zonsezi. Mukudziwa, monga kukuphunzitsani kugwiritsa ntchito eyeliner, kukutonthozani mutatha kusweka kolimba ndikukwapula mac ndi tchizi zomwe mumakonda nthawi iliyonse mukafunsa. Hei, adakwanitsa kuyisewera bwino mukakhala kumbuyo kwa gudumu kwa nthawi yoyamba (chabwino, ngati). Mosafunikira kunena, iye ayenera mwamtheradi tsiku lomwe lili za iye, lodzaza nalo kakonzedwe ka maluwa ndi Maphwando a Tsiku la Amayi . Polemekeza tsiku lake lapadera, apa pali 40 mawu ofunikira a Tsiku la Amayi pama board anu za amayi ndi umayi . (Pali ngakhale ma LOL enieni ochokera kwa Tina Fey ndi Serena Williams.) Timakukondani, amayi.

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1. 'Amayi, ndimakukondani, ngakhale kuti sindidzavomera pempho lanu la bwenzi.'

2. 'Palibe amene anandiuza kuti ndibweranso kunyumba nditavala matewera.' – Chrissy Teigen

3. 'Ndagonjetsa zinthu zambiri… koma chovuta koposa ndicho kupeza woyenda pansi. - Serena Williams

4. 'Nthawi zonse ndimanena kuti ngati simukukalipira ana anu, simukucheza nawo.' - Reese Witherspoon

5. 'Ndikufuna kuti ana anga akhale ndi zinthu zonse zomwe sindikanakwanitsa. Ndiye ndikufuna kukakhala nawo.' - Phyllis Diller

6. 'Zikomo chifukwa chosauza alongo anga kuti ndine wokondedwa wanu.'

7. 'Odala Tsiku la Amayi, Amayi! (Ndipo pamene ndili ndi inu, ndikupepesa mwamsanga kwa zaka 13-21.)'

8. 'Mayi ndi munthu amene mungamuyimbire nthawi zonse kuti muwone kutalika kwa nkhuku mu furiji.'

9. 'Okondedwa Amayi, Zikomo kwambiri chifukwa chosunga zinthu zonse zoipa zimene ndinachita kwa Atate.'

10. Kukhala mayi kwandipangitsa kutopa komanso kusangalala kwambiri. – Tina Fey

11. Kukhala chete ndi golide. Pokhapokha muli ndi ana. Ndiye kungokhala chete kumangokayikira.'

12. Kulera mwana ndi f ** mfumu zovuta. – Adele

13. 'Umayi. Pamafunika kuleza mtima, nthabwala komanso matayala onyowa kwambiri.'

14. 'Zikanakhala bwino ngati ana anga apanga chinachake chimene ine ndikufuna kwenikweni. Monga botolo la vinyo wotuluka mu makaroni.'

15. Anandiphunzitsa kuti mantha si njira. - Diane Von Furstenberg, pa amayi ake

16. 'Amayi: Ine ndimakukondani inu wapamwamba yaitali voicemails.'

17. 'Tsiku lililonse ndimadzuka ndikuganiza kuti: Kodi ndinakhala bwanji padziko lapansi monga mayi anga?'

18. 'Nthawi zina ndimatsegula pakamwa panga ndipo amayi amatuluka.'

19. 'Chigawo chodula kwambiri cha kukhala ndi ana ndicho vinyo wonse umene muyenera kumwa.'

20. Sikophweka kukhala mayi. Zikanakhala zophweka, abambo akanachita. - Betty White

21. 'Ndaphunzira kugwiritsa ntchito kusinkhasinkha ndi kupuma kuti ndithane ndi kupsinjika maganizo. Ndikungoseka, ndili pa kapu yanga yachitatu ya vinyo.'

22. 'Umayi: Kuwadyetsa ali khanda kenako mpaka zaka makumi awiri.'

23. 'Ngati poyamba simukupambana, yesani kuchita monga momwe amayi anu anakuuzirani kuchichita kuyambira pachiyambi.'

24. 'Umayi: Mphamvu ndi chikondi. Wochirikizidwa ndi vinyo.'

25. Zakudya zanga zambiri zimakhala ndi zakudya zomwe ana anga sanamalize.' - Carrie Underwood

26. Zilankhulo zonsezo, zomwe mumamva za kukhala ndi mwana ndi amayi - zonsezi ndi zoona. Ndipo zonsezi ndi zinthu zabwino kwambiri zimene simunakumanepo nazo.' — Penelope Cruz

27. Inu mukudziwa momwe mukakhala ndi ana inu konse konse kukodza nokha kachiwiri? Pafupifupi mmodzi wa iwo amakhala nanu nthawi zonse. — Jennifer Garner

28. Pali chinachake chopatsa mphamvu kwenikweni ponena za kupita, ‘Gehena, ndikhoza kuchita izi! Ndikhoza kuchita zonsezi!’ Ndicho chinthu chodabwitsa kwa amayi, mungathe chifukwa muyenera, ndipo mumangochita. - Kate Winslet

29. Ndimaikonda mbali ya kukhala mayi, ine ndikutanthauza kuti corny, koma ziribe kanthu momwe inu muli wotopa, ndi chisangalalo wathunthu. Ziribe kanthu. - Khloé Kardashian

30. Ngati sindinali kuntchito, ndimangofuna kukhala kunyumba ndikuchita phwando ndi mwana wanga wamng'ono-ndipo ndi 'phwando' ndikutanthauza, ndithudi, maulendo osatha a 'Itsy Bitsy Spider. - Olivia Wilde

31. 'Monga makolo onse, mwamuna wanga ndi ine timangochita zomwe tingathe, ndi kupuma, ndikuyembekeza kuti tapatula ndalama zokwanira kulipira ana athu' mankhwala. - Michelle Pfeiffer

32. N’chifukwa chiyani ana samvetsa kuti kugona kwawo si kwa iwo koma kwa ife? - Alyson Hannigan

33. Kukhala mayi kwa ine kumatanthauza kuti mwavomereza kuti kwa zaka 16 zotsatira za moyo wanu, mudzakhala ndi chikwama chomata. — Nia Vardalos

34. ‘’Sindikuganiza choncho amayi!’ ndi zimene mwana wanga ananena pambuyo pake, ‘Kodi chonde mungatole mapopu amene munataya ponseponse?’ — Anna Faris

35. Kawirikawiri kupambana kwa tsiku langa ndi, mukudziwa, aliyense amapita ku poto. — Julia Roberts

36. Mayi anga anali ndi vuto lalikulu ndi ine, koma ndikuganiza kuti ankasangalala nazo. - Mark Twain

37. Ngati chisinthiko chimagwiradi ntchito, nanga bwanji Amayi amakhala ndi manja awiri okha? — Milton Berle

38. Zakudya za amayi anga zinali ndi zosankha ziwiri: Tengani kapena musiye. - Buddy Hackett

39. Pamene amayi ako akufunsa kuti, ‘Kodi ukufuna uphungu?’ uli wamba wamba. Zilibe kanthu kuti inde kapena ayi. Muzipeza mulimonse. — Erma Bombe

40. Sindinatseke mutu wanga mozungulira kuti padzakhala munthu pamapeto pake. Ndinawerenga mosalekeza za mimba ndi zomwe ndiyenera kudya ndi zomwe sindiyenera kudya. Ndiyeno ine mtundu wa kukonzekera konse kwa mwana weniweni. — Ellie Kemper

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